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The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.
My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.
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Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"
Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."
Steve: "Nice."
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A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.
"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."
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When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.
That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him th ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.
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the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men
baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends
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When a man inserts one of his testicals in a woman's vaginga (for pleasure) then has the other ball outside of the vaginal curtains stimulating the clitoris, while both lovers shake vigorously.
Travis gave Astird the best Baltimore Peapod of her life (while her dog Duece watched). She female ejaculated 37 times!
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A fictional sickness used to excuse one from doing things when one is high on illegal substances.
No i cant go to work I got that there baltimore flu.
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