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When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…
That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…
When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…
That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…
When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.
“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”
When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.
I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.
An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.
-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job