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He is the beagle man.
The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.
When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load
I just beagle sniffed my friends dog
A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle
Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
When someone grabs somthing hard to catch and like totaly nailed it.
(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!
(catch)
(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"
Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin
Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day
The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.