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When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.
My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?
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When a guy blows his load between a woman's boobs then asks for a hug. They smother the "white-stuff" on each other's chests and say "ahhhh"
When Mann and May have sex they always finish with the polar bear hug
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A variation of a bear fight. I is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (irish car bomb +Jägerbomb) with a shot of Rumple Minze.
Nothing celebrated the holiday season like a polar bear fight
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A person, usually a guy, who has had sex with one or more females that you have also had sex with.
John had sex with Linda, who I've also had sex with. John and I are now Polar Bear Brothers.
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to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo
Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.
Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!
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a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear
i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat
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A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!
Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...
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