DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
beat my meat casandra
The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.
Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.
To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.
Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.
A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.