beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

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beer

An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

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Beers

Term for "beer" in Wisconsin

Ey Mark, you wanna drink some beers and watch the Packer game?

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Beer

For the alternative blackout.

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

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I beer beer

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.

Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.

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beer

A great drink.

...for screwing up your brain.

<Random man> *drinks beer*
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!

(The next day...)

<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?

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