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Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.
Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.
When somebody screws up and lets another person down, they have bent the brim. This phrase is interchangeable with "You dun goofed."
When Ken Griffey Jr. failed to release a sequel to his fantastic N64 videogame, he bent the brim according to many fans.
After johnny screwed up his friend's plans by getting arrested, joey stated "Dammit Johnny, you really bent the brim on this one."
"You've completely bent the brim this time Bradley", mom exclaimed after finding my brother stealing cookies.
Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...
Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"
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A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.
"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"
"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"
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(British slang) A corrupt police officer
I know he is a bent copper. The Anti-Corruption Unit is looking into him.
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A person known as a bent ref is a Paediophile. Taken from the popular cult series Brass Eye!
Oi J-mo you know what you are? A bent Ref!
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A homosexual man that flatly refuses to admit to others he is homosexual, despite displaying blatant gay traits, i.e. limp wrists, women's clothing, bum sex.
"Hey, when will he realise he's gay?"
"I know, he's a right Bent Levent"
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