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Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
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A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.
Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!
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(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.
(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!
(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.
Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.
Popular person, the cool one, which only hangs out with people like itself.
-"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."