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The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
An imported American sales event that lures budget-conscious Singaporeans to move beyond window shopping into buying crap they don’t need at discounted prices, which could serve as some kind of stress therapy for overworked or unhappy workers.
From Halloween to Valentine’s Day to Singapore Black Friday, local businesses never fail to leverage on the attractions of foreign festivals, holidays, or events to profiteer from gullible citizens.
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Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.
Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.
a bet that is placed between two or more people
John: Yo imma fuck her
Sean: She would never wanna get with you
John: Black Friday Bet
1. A few days or even weeks before black friday starts and your all ready for it
1. Sam was gathering all his money and he was in Pre Black Friday Mood
Heartwarming tale of a 13 year old retard girl learning her days of the week.
yesterday was Thursday, today it is friday
Good job Rebecca! Yes, today is Friday! A+!
Rebecca black friday
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A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.
Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.
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