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People from Singapore, an independent island in Southeast Asia. To distinguish Singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. If they speak Singlish, a 'dialect' in Singapore (Mixture of English, Chinese dialects, Malay and even Tamil!), they definitely are Singaporean.
British: Would you like a slice of cake?
Singaporean: (very quickly) U wan kek anot?
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1. Europeans who lived in colonial Singapore.
2. Eurasians who lived in the British colony in the early 1900s.
3. Malayans who lived in Singapore when it was expelled from Malaysia in 1965.
4. Present-day citizens who are tolerant of other races and religions, and ready to defend multiracial Singapore.
Today's younger Singaporeans are a complaining and an ungrateful lot: most take Singapore's peace and prosperity for granted—terrorism, nationalism, and antiglobalization could usher them into a future they'd be unprepared for.
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Epic win people who own Koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger dicks than them.
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A collection of all the common Singaporean attitudes, such as being kiasu, being very inquisitive, being humorous, being multilingual, and being able to speak singlish.
“Walao eh! Virus only, everyone just raided the supermarkets!”
“That’s called having the Singaporean Spirit!”
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Malaysian food that is cooked without love or skill and tastes like newspaper.
There’s no such thing as Singaporean food, just Malaysian food ruined in Singapore
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When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.
Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.
The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.
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