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Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)

Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!

by vakdra November 25, 2003

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middle blocker

A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt

Man, that middle blocker can really pound the back one

by RuffneckRaven April 4, 2015

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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 23, 2011


Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- β€œHey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- β€œWell it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 27, 2022


D blocker

This is a slang term most commonly used by students at FAHS. It refers to the schools D block, which is used as the learning support block. Used when someone is being particularly stupid.

"Get the fuck off me you D blocker!"

by hotsaucefor_theballs February 26, 2021


cock blocker

Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.

Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.

by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008

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Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

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