A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy
*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*
"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."
Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move
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A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively
Jen, you're being such a blonde today!
Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!
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A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.
Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe
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Blondes are very, very beautiful women. In all shapes, sizes and kinds, blondes are always the most beautiful of women.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2010
1. Miss Oklahoma 2010
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Taylor Swift
6. Shannon Bream
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Amanda Drury
9. Melissa Schumann
10. Christina Aguilera
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Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.
Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
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blondes are fun and crazy and hyper
wow your so blonde but we love you!!!
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Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them
Miaβs are such blondes, last time I talked to one my brain trying to kill itself