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When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.
Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"
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The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
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Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!
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a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
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(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
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a girl with nice lips not too big not too small, just enough to stop your cock being scratched by teath and not too big too ruin it
guy 1: dude, that girl gives great blow jobs
guy 2: its cuz she has blow job lips
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The act of bring a cock (penis) to climax, with your mouth.
I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good!
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