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With the wife away for a few hours, I decided to watch some porn and Burp the Slob.
The burp you have after eating a lot of food so you can continue eating
Johnny had a huge burp and then continued eating. He called it his release burp
The decompressing burp that occurs after one eats, smokes, or drinks too much. Relieves the impending sense of vomit and nausea.
"Dude, I think I might have to throw up, I knew I- *burps* Oh there's the meta burp, whose trying to smoke again?"
A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.
Warning
Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''
Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...
5 hours later......
vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.
Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''
Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
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*hot girl walks by* "sorry fellas, I gotta head upstairs, time to burp the worm" </british accent>
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A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.
Girl: *pesto burp*
Guy: Deal-breaker.
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the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you
that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww
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