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pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pesto

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

by Dick Lyman May 8, 2008

60πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


pesto

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

by Mr Blaze May 8, 2007

19πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


pesto

Magic word by magician with a harelip.

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

by princess_prozac March 2, 2008

21πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


pesto

An Italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!

by star queen November 18, 2015

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Pesto

Another name for weed.

Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

by JitStone4s September 18, 2021


Pesto

the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with β€œπŸ‘€β€

β€œdid you see Tom posted about pesto again?”

by tomismypersonalsoldier June 22, 2021