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To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.
Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.
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When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.
Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.
1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.
2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.
3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.
4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
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Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.
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To place one's body against another person's, with little or no arm-wrappage.
A gesture similar to a hug, with lack of effort and/or passion.
Phyllis: How was your date with Tom?
Pam: It was great until he body pressed me.
A human being that of whom gets pressed over stupid things such as fortnite.
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Bro that midget named Miguel is such a fucking beaner of a press getter