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Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.
When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.
Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
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Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.
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a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
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When you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your penis in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.
- Do you have a condom?
- no, can we use saran wrap?
- All out.
- Looks like you're getting the tin canoe tonight.
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Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
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