Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

Captain Robau

He who hath replaced Chuck Norris as the definition of Badass.

Chuck Norris hides a third fist underneath his beard. Captain Robau doesn't even need a third fist.

captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.

1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.

Captain Hero

One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.

"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."

~Captain Hero.

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butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

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Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

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Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap

who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?

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