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Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.
One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.
My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.
somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.
1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"
2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"
car·pet surf·ing
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"