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a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces
I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.
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A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.
"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"
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A penis that is fatter than it is long.
Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.
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a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.
That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady
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chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.
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1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).
2. People who live inland with jetskis.
See also: choadin' (chodin)
"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."
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