choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

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choad

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

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choad

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

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choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

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Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

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choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

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choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.

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