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A event that sucks arse, usually involving chumps.
man, that party last night was a real chump-a-thon
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making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.
She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.
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a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"
"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"
The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.
Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.
The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning
I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!
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A Chump Trap is when someone plays the chump to let someone else take advantage of them for what they get in return.
1. A man or woman who uses another person to make their significant other jealous.
2. Some one who plays dumb and lets someone else take advantage of them because being taken advantage of suits that persons alternative motives.
3. The advanced chump trapper can build a chump trap post event into a chump trap, by taking advantage of a seemingly bad situation.
4. Someone who feeds out coercive or false information to manipulate those chumps who buy into it is a chump trapper setting a chump trap.
5. Anyone who plays gullible or dumb, or turns a situation around to get what they want is setting a chump trap.
This is some advanced drama chess playing here folks. You know those people who are manipulative. Well these people are down right sociopaths.
"That girl thinks she burned him by telling his girlfriend what he did, but he just used her as a chump trap to make is girlfriend mad to manipulate her.'
"Michelle is in such a chump trap, she acts like she likes that guy just because he is rich, and he knows it so he takes advantage of her."
"He told her he needed help with his math homework so he could spend time with her, but he is actually really good a math."
"Politicians and the media often uses manipulative language and imagery to guide people into behaving and thinking a certain way."
Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.
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