The Church of Meg

A fictional religion (a loose parody the Catholic Church) for the actress Megan Prescott, who is currently playing Katie Fitch in the British TV show Skins.

Originally, the "religion" began when Meg declared in an interview that incest was "illegal." Because of that, when talk of Katie/Emily (who are twin sisters in the show) occurred, someone would point out that Meg would not approve, because incest is "illegal."

It became a rather popular thing to say amongst Skins fans (especially fans on Livejournal) and thus has evolved into a bigger joke, with fans even creating an intensive guide for the "religion."

01. The Church of Meg accepts all peoples, so long as they love Meg and her followers in kind, for She is great.

02. "So, says the Lord Meg, that those who oppose and do not believe in the word of Meg are punishable of stonem-ing, a religious condemnation that comes from being hit with a rock, loser."

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Church Prime

A religion dedicated to dream the god

"Do you support Church prime?!"

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Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Church Gutter

A term used to describe a woman’s attributes. And qualities. Can also be used to insult the opposite sex, mainly females because a male invented the term.

Look at the”church gutter” on her.

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

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Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.

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church of fuckery

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.

Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

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