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An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
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1. Revealing outfit worn by attractive to semi-attractive women which magnetically attract the male's eyes toward cleavage, butt cleavage, whale tail, butt, legs, back, and/or belly.
2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.
She walked in the club with magnetic clothing and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her, so I offered her a drink and we got to talkin'.
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A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
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The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.
My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!
an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.
timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
a cloth used to wipe up the aftermath of an explosive ejaculation inside a woman.