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An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
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1. Revealing outfit worn by attractive to semi-attractive women which magnetically attract the male's eyes toward cleavage, butt cleavage, whale tail, butt, legs, back, and/or belly.
2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.
She walked in the club with magnetic clothing and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her, so I offered her a drink and we got to talkin'.
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A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
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The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.
My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!
An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)
Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her
Someone in the NBA who is not useful for their team and only shoot bricks. E.g Anthony Davis
The starting power of the Lakers is street clothes man.
When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!
A method very popular with students the world over.
Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!