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Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."
Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
I may need stitches after that colon birth.
I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.
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The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
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