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To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!
The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P
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When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!
Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?
Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
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Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.
vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...
When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.
See: Creative Block.
I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.
The mental state of not giving a shit.
Boy: you look like shit today
Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated
The inability to pass a pub or bar.
Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!