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BITCH CRAFT

The art of pissing people off while smiling.

Teddy excels at bitch crafting as he smiles to piss Joe off. Then Joe cries.

by Susett de Rebecca Creek March 9, 2018


Craft rage

Extreme frustration to cope during crafting activities due to a combination of inability

I went to an art gallery and tried to make a tissue paper garland. After spending 30 minutes fashioning a limp specimen
I got exceedingly frustrated having glanced over at the middle class 8 year old’s perfect blooms; in a fit of craft rage I screwed up my flower and stormed out

by NE17 April 15, 2022


Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 25, 2022


High-Craft

The game of creating food dishes while under the influence of marijuana. Usually creating something absurd.

Yo bro last night when we got baked, you were playing *High-Craft* and you deadass made an omelette sandwich taco.

by Stoner-Man March 11, 2022


Craft services

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.

The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021


Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for falsifying documents, particularly electronic documents through the use of photo editing software and word processing programs.

Mandy made a mistake on the paperwork she faxed to us, so in order to keep her from having to come back to the office, we did some arts and crafts on the documents and submitted them successfully.

by bw2082 March 18, 2022


landing craft

Landing crafts are small and medium seagoing watercraft, such as boats and barges, used to convey a landing force ( infintry and vehicles ) from the sea to the shore during an amphibious assault. The term excludes landing ships, which are larger. Production of landing craft peaked during World War II, with a significant number of different designs produced in large quantities by the United Kingdom and United States. Because of the need to run up onto a suitable beach, World War II landing craft were flat-bottomed, and many designs had a flat front, often with a lowerable ramp, rather than a normal bow. This made them difficult to control and very uncomfortable in rough seas.

As they sailed in, one landing craft was hit by 20 enemy shells.

by lieutenant cabbage November 13, 2022