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A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
when two gay nigger faggots have an orgy
damn john just gave his dad a creamy monke
Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.
I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.
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When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.
My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!
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Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.
Coined on Weeds.
The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,
Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.
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When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.
Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.
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When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes
She had some creamy toes when i got done
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