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When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.
I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.
French for ' Croissant on head '
actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head
Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!
When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot
Croissant Lord
The greatest sandwich of all time. We are talking meats, cheeses, sauces and you know there will be bacon! All on a croissant heated up in a panini maker.
When Trayson comes to the party you know he is going to make himself a hot croissant.