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When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.
Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
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Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.
A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.
The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!
The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!