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Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 August 29, 2015


Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant August 29, 2015


Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 2, 2022


Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023


crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 25, 2010


crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014


Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021