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really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.
look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok
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An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.
Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.
I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
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Guido Vehicle Models> Back in the old skool day driven by Italians, Jews, or irish, the vehicles of choice was usually a model Cadillac deville, fleetwood, seville, sts, or Escalade. Or a Lincoln town car, mark vlll, continental, or navigator. Also were monte carlos, buick regals or Iroc camaros.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen
FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
They got fly guido cruisers in Sheepshead bay brighton beach brooklyn.
A beer for the road to keep your buzz going.
Hey man, you should grab a road cruiser or two for the drive home, you don't want to lose your buzz.
A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.
Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
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The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.
"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"
"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."
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