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when you're getting a blow job, and your about to blow your load, you turn around, stick your cock between your legs, and as you blow your load, you shat on the bitches forehead
yo bro, i gave that white bitch a wicked indian cumshot
she looked total indian after
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An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.
The other day i gave my boyfriend dan an artisian cumshot.
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When you are in a Popeyes drive thru/parking lot and you cum on her facial region
Yo, I was with a baddie and she was hungie for this dick and some Popeyes so I gave her a Louisiana cumshot
Lit¡
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When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.
Ask your girlfriend what she does on the weekends. She will say "Constantinople Cumshot."
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1. A delicious shot made of equal parts Bailey's Irish Cream, Jameson Irish Whiskey, and Green Creme de Menthe Liquor.
2. When A midget dresses in green and cums in your face.
1. Yo its St. Patrick's Day I'll have a Leprechaun Cumshot please!
2. Ouch! That Leprechaun Cumshot hurt my eye!
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A finishing move in which you spray your acid cum across someone's face, slowly killing them as their skull and then brains are dissolved away.
*fight fight fight*
*pow pow pow*
"OH ACID CUMSHOT!!!!!"
"Aaaaaggghhhhh you got me...."
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Where a shot glass of vodka or preferably tequila is held vertically in between a womans or mans' teeth and a Hispanic/Latino (for best effect should be a real Colombian) fornicates with the glass allowing ejaculation to force the glass down the throat of the person receiving and into the stomach where either real pleasure or pain takes place.
Hazard: May choke on shot glass filled with semen. Not recommended on family members.
Petchi: Hey Dude i just totally Colombian Cumshot your mom last night!
Julie: Your a fucking tool.
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