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1 PRIDE
2 Wrath
3 Lust
4 Sloth
5 Gluttony
6 Greed
7 Envy
Every sin is rooted from the first sin commited in universe: Pride. Satan was so proud of himself being the strongest angel, he thought he could rebel against God.
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7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth
Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)
Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss
Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows
Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha
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Sins that occur within the Christians tradition. The sins include sloth, gluttony, pride, envy, greed, wrath and of course lust.
Manny: THATS MY MONEY NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT
Eric: dude you’re comitting one of The Seven Deadly Sins right now
a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land
Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket
Seven Deadly Sins is an anime that is very good. About a deposed princess seeking help from a disbanded group of knights to regain her kingdom. It's on Netflix and is a very good anime.
Please watch The Seven Deadly Sins because it is a good anime.
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It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die
John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore
Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now
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The 7 most deadly sins are
Sloth
Greed
Anger
Gluttony
Lust
Pride
Envy
Some people preach the 10 commandments but hid behind God's cloak while they commit a 1 of the 7 deadly sins.
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