dildo

The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .

"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "

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dildo

long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20
or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj

i used my dildo to give a nasty yeast infection

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dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

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dildoing

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

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Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

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Dildo

A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.

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Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

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