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cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.

β€œCarter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!

by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020

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Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.

We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.

by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010

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Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 28, 2020

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Greeting Distance

The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.

Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.

Person 2: So, what was the problem?

Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...

Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.

by JustCallMe_L May 25, 2012


antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.

In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.

by xollcok March 26, 2020


Hot-Distance

A person who is Attractive from a distance ,ugly person

I was going to holla but that guy was Hot-Distance

by Namecreator July 11, 2008


distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 31, 2016