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Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023


Dumbledore

Slang a stupid person; fool. derogatory.

"Your name, the way you dress and posture indicates you're a dumbledore and most definitely a sheep."

by Piztachio May 3, 2022


Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.

Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point

by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021


Dumbledore

Noun- a bumblebee in West Country English (closest to original Anglo-Saxon Ænglic) found in UK's counties of: Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Somerset and BANES (Bath and North East Somerset) extending historically to Wiltshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire and Isle of Wight- alias "West Country". The chocolate box image of real England: God's own County; "that green and pleasant land", with many traditions, dance music, culture, very few undesirables, but with an horrific homicide rate if TV shows were real (Midsomer Murders, Hot Fuzz, etc. ), capital city: Brissol (Bristol).
Also empirically proven as the most trustworthy accent of UK, Cockney and Scouse being least trustworthy.

Adge Cutler: "Where that bloody dumbledore be? Bugger me! Stout as a blackbird, he was, an' all!"

by Yeracker March 17, 2022


dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 12, 2018


spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass

He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"

by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020