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A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.
1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitor’s closet at 5:05pm.
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
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To be so efficient and quick in replying to emails, it borders on Ninja skills.
Wow, Alan got that email sent out to the entire department in 1 minute! He is an email ninja!
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Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
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Similar to a bootie call, but through email.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.
Dude, Matt just emailed me for the answers to our assignment. After I sent him the answers I asked him for his notes, but never got a response.
Ah.... You're just his bootie email.
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When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
A person who writes an aggressive and/or offensive email to one or multiple people, pointing the 'finger of blame' and/or undermining them, then when they see these people in person, they act as if nothing has happened.
Jo sends an email to Kate stating:
"Hi Kate, Your suggestion for the end of year celebration sounds boring so we're going to go with my other idea. Jo."
Then when Jo walks into the kitchen at the same time as Kate, Jo acts like Kate's best friend, "Hey Kate, How are things in your area today?"... Kate thinks Jo is an idiot and coward.
Jo has been an Email Hero - Tough in email, gutless in person.