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The Ron Experience

Smoking weed untill your tired......then blowin lines to wake back up

"my dick really hurts from the ron experience last night"

by DJ Dis September 9, 2007

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Marsiglia experience

When you wakeup to the sound of dozens of hungry cats crawling all over you and meowing for food.

The lone female awoke to find herself living the Marsiglia experience.

by vadersfist February 16, 2012

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


college experience

A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."

Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichΓ©s out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.

The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.

When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.

The college experience is nothing more than high school round 2.

by Indomitable798 October 9, 2010

88πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


religious experience

seeing Radiohead perform live.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

38πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Experience Project

A malfunctioning psychiatric hospital hidden in plain sight. A place where paint cannot dry because the inmates lick it off the walls and lower their already substandard IQs and then stumble around babbling incoherently until the wardens return and paint some more. More accurately, it is a place where rejects from the rest of the internet (and life in general) gather to show each other why this is so.

On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.

All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.

Obvious catfish: Hi guys, I am a 13yo girl, I am new on Experience Project and I love sexting and roleplay ;) pm me xxx
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)

by 1alwaysreading December 13, 2015

36πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Experience Project

A website where people post their experiences. Usually a very good place to find good porn stories and desperate people.

I found a cum dumpster off Experience Project.

by Damn Damn Danno II August 18, 2013

29πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


baddass experience

a word used to describe a situation that's exciting or a person who does something really well like dancing, being funny, being entertaining, doing something way out there or just really great

usually said in an over-excited california cool over enthusiastic way

Aundrea: Sounds like a plan I'm bringing the beer bong over
MAndy: "Baddass Experience"

KAylin:Wow she was actually able to get up on the wakeboard!!
MAria: "BAddaSs Experience"!!

by Marissa_<3 January 31, 2008

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