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When some one puts a taste in your mouth your not asking for
I didn't ask for that non flavor favor you just gave me
spanish for nigga please
negro 1-hola
negro 2- mejila por favor
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Whenever someone motorboats a drunken man's penis.
I can't believe that hot chick gave Dave an Irish party favor last night.
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An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.
"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.
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A phrase heard commonly in the workplace when someone of higher authority (usually a stuck up bastard) gets someone of lower authority to do something they cannot be arsed doing themselves.
Margaret: John will you do us a favor? Can you have these 25 documents printed off and bound for me before lunch? Cheers.
John: Of course I would be happy to!
*whispers under breath*
Fat lazy bitch.
please, where`s the bathroom?
you have walked into a friend`s house, needing a bathroom, perhaps to fix your makeup. you say, por favor, donde esta al bano?
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If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
Your mom ga...
THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS
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