When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word
“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”
a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.
My job is festerous.
Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!
It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!