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1) name you call close friends in a joking manor
2) someone that really pisses you off to an extreme
3) a friend that you hate
damn flea rats, always rifling through my shit
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One or multiple inspects (fleas) randomly roaming acrossed ones dick area, usually on dogs but all mammals are susceptible. Are known for sucking blood and sweat from said gland.
while walking they’re dog Weazel the dog was reluctant to keep pace due to the distraction of seductively lip shitting around his man bits unfortunately from a severe case the Dick Fleas.
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Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
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The greatest commercial ever made.
Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.
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When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.
This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.
Fat lazy adult boy who thinks he's grownup but in reality still depends on his momma to do every thing for him while he plays video games and lives rent free in the basement going nowhere becoming nothing and growing bigger not growing up!
Only a special flea circus has its own peanut gallery
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The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.
Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs
So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."
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