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The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.
After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.
''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''
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A rare illness that tvdsb and cch football players tend to get on a game day. South has the best record in London football. 56-3 never done before.
“Dude our football team is playing south tomorrow.”
“Damn I think I’m catching South flu.”
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A hangover so miserable, you puke the morning after you have gotten very little slumber. Often associated with consuming extreme amounts of hard alcohol or cheap wine/champagne such as franzia. Can happen after a night of filling brewed beverages as well. Orginated from Milwaukee, WI..beer capital of the world; out drinking your state since 1848!
"I recieved my flu shot earlier this year but still wound up with the Milwaukee Flu thanks to a bottle of Josè"
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when you stay home from school just to play Call of Duty 4. this is one of the leading causes for people to stay home from school or work
"mom im not feeling to well i think i have the flu, can i stay home?" said jake the snake
"sure jacob you can stay home" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can play COD4 all day thanks to the cod4 flu" thought jake as his mom walked away
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A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"
Woman: Is he ok?
Doctor: I'm afraid not, I'm sad to say he has Man Flu
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An awful illness that prevents freshers (British slang for first-year university students) from attending lectures in the first term.
May result from everyone bringing their coughs and colds from all over the country, and spreading it all about in the Fresher's Fayre and Fresher's Ball, which are always held in areas too small for the number of people trying to squeeze in. Thus resulting in everyone breathing everyone's germs and getting even more sick.
May also be a result of over-alcohol consumption in the first week.
John: Yo, going on the rugby soc pub-crawl tonight?
Tim: Can't, I feel like crap.
John: Must be fresher's flu.
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A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work
What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...
I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.
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