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A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.
Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased
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A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.
2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.
partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"
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When two gays sandwich a straight.
That would be a fluffer nutter.
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Many perpetually upset individuals believe this term to represent some sort of deplorable strawman, but this is furthest from the truth. Trump Fluffers is a not-for-profit team of Trump Supporters who make sure his beautiful golden godlike hair is perfectly and properly fluffed. There have been many attempts on Trumps hair via milkshake attacks or a random spritzer driveby. These brave souls have jumped in front of Trumps statuesque strands and for these brave souls, we offer a moment of silence. In the future, whenever Trump Fluffer is attempted to be used as a derogatory term, please remember the brave souls who risk their lives daily to make sure Trump looks his best.
Donald Trump walked into the building when a strong wind sussed his gorgeous hair. A Trump Fluffer quickly ran up to correct the abomination with a quick comb and spritz.
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