its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
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When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.
Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."
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A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"
Don't stick your dick in the cheese, and you won't get fondue dick.
when you spread the cum all over her pussy and then eat that shit up like fondue
John: How was yo girl last night?
Max: Let's just say I had some pussy fondue
John: Damn! You really out here!
A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.
Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.
Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!
Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?