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hate you because you put your family first.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
Jesus jesus what more do I have to say.
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Jesus is a nice guy makes amzing friends and will put a smile on ur face he. Also likes riding horses
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Jehovah's first born who willingly left his lofty position in heaven and sacrificed his life on earth. This is the greatest act of love and compensates for the sin of Adam and Eve. Jesus claimed, in the Bible gospels, that he will transform the earth into a paradise.
Dude, today Jesus is seperating people like sheeps and goats.
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wasnt he that chick in the da vinci codes great great grand dad?
Tom hanks: You are the last living desendant of jesus christ
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person 1 "holy shit is that jesus, how is he not sinking"
person 2 "he can walk on water dipshit"
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King of the Jews. Was nailed to a cross which was one of the better execution tools in history.
All hail Jesus, king of the Jews!
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A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.
"jesus josephine"
"jesus dave no fucking need for it"
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