savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

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subjunctive verb form

Things to remember when using the subjunctive verb form:
1) Channel Beyonce ("If I WERE a boy"), not Justin Bieber ("If I WAS your boyfriend").
2) Use the singular verb form - listens becomes listen, walks becomes walk.
3) Think about the context. The subjunctive verb form is either used in formal writing/discussions, or in expressing hopes or dreams.

The subjunctive verb form could be used like this:
If you were to listen, you might learn something.
I recommend that you study.

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Lowest form of entertainment

Mime.

"Hello there. You seem to be the lowest form of entertainment."

*silence*

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free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

Hailsham Sixth Form

A pretty alright sixth form located in the chav-populated town of Hailsham.
The only real downside is baning into tiny year 7 cretins in the corridor they think they're proper solid now so watch out incase a 4'3 child tries to deck you on your way to lesson.
Big up HCC

John; 'Where do you go Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Hailsham Sixth Form'
John: 'Yikes'
Sarah: 'Shut up John you go to fucking Eastbourne'
#sham4life

Perjury in written form

A written document / pleading expressing lie to a family, friend, official, government agency, etc.

To commit an act of perjury in written form one must approach a police station and falsely file a report about another.

To make it a double act of perjury in written form one must commit the above, offense #1, then file a declaration to the Superior Court based on the falsely filed police report, twist up the lie and add some more lies but not enough that you think anyone will catch on. Matthew S. 02091884

The Ultimate Life Form

A Term Referring To Shadow The Hedgehog, The Ultimate Life Form Created By Professor Gerald Robotnik.

Person 1:"Ever Heard Of Shadow The hedgehog?"
Person 2:"Yeah, I Heard He's The Ultimate Life Form".