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All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.
Boy 1: hey man today is Get A Girlfriend Day
Boy 2:oh no
On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')