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A person who cannot catch a ball while playing football.
Jonathan Alberto has no hands, he missed all the passes thrown to him
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A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
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The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
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Usually a compliment
When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it
And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall
Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
When a person is attracted to hands, of all things.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Kira has a hand fetish?”
Person 2: “Is that a Jojo’s reference?”
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The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.
Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*
Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.
ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
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